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1. Jack Bauer wasn’t born, he was unleashed.

2. People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

3. Don’t beg Jack Bauer to shoot you. He will simply shoot your wife. No man tells Jack Bauer what to do.

4. “Jack Bauer” is Arabic for “I’m fucked”.

5. The safety on Jack’s gun isn’t there to protect Jack. It’s there to protect the gun.

6. Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting, had Jack Bauer been looking for him.

7. Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists, that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia, who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

8. When Jack Bauer used Herbal Essences, the shampoo had an orgasm.

9. The “Smoothie” was invented when Jack Bauer needed information from a banana.

10. Jack Bauer can find for you, all the things that Google can’t.

11. If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you’re dead.

12. Jack Bauer doesn’t eat honey. He chews bees.

13. When Jack Bauer took a stress test, the test failed.

14. Bauer is not word, it is a sentence… A death sentence…

15. Once, Jack Bauer arm-wrestled Superman. The stipulations were that the loser had to wear his underwear, on the outside of his pants.

Bonus Fact: In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?